That awkward moment when you’re out with your family and you spot someone from your school.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
Like if you live in Florida
oh wait, everyone lives in Cali..
Random thoughts right now.
if Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
What is another word for a thesaurus?
If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
(Source: mikmaaac)
(Source: fuckyeahmovieclub)
If I’m comfortable around you:
- I’ll tackle you.
- Be weird around you
- Sing to you.
- Dance for you.
- Scream at you.
- Take your food.
- Be mean to you.
I’ll friend zone you
(Source: xnadyaly)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Make them yours, before someone else does. Make that move, before someone else does. Hold them close, before someone else does. Tell them you love them, before someone else does.
- mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
- mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
- mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
- mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
- when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
- when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
- when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
When you're walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
(Source: treacherousemilio)
